Sometimes, I write jokes that I like, but other people don't. This happens surprisingly frequently. I mean way, way too frequently. I tell these jokes at open mics and am met with silence, scowls, middle fingers, and the occasional Condemning Resolution from the UN. Those jokes don't make it into my act...instead, I've collected them here.
Racist brain MP3 - 906K Guacamole MP3 - 900K My wacky family MP3 - 1.22 MB Opinions MP3 - 937K Opposites attract MP3 - 616K Ernst Roehm MP3 - 720K Biblical marriage MP3 - 613K Che Guevara MP3 - 916K The Aristocrats MP3 - 1.2 MB |
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