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Jokes People Hate
Sometimes, I write jokes that I like, but other people don't. This happens surprisingly frequently. I mean way, way too frequently. I tell these jokes at open mics and am met with silence, scowls, middle fingers, and the occasional Condemning Resolution from the UN. Those jokes don't make it into my act...instead, I've collected them here.

Racist brain MP3 - 906K

Guacamole MP3 - 900K

My wacky family MP3 - 1.22 MB

Opinions MP3 - 937K

Opposites attract MP3 - 616K

Ernst Roehm MP3 - 720K

Biblical marriage MP3 - 613K

Che Guevara MP3 - 916K

The Aristocrats MP3 - 1.2 MB